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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.