- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Ben Affleck

Velcro. What a rip off.

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