- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Barack Obama is a good president.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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