- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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