- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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