- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

kennah campion when she talks

How high is the sky? True or False

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

anti jokes are really funny

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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