So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What's better than a stick? A stone

here's a joke... the american education society

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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