- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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