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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.