How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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