- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

How high is the sky? True or False

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

anti jokes are really funny

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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