- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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