- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

knock knock come in

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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