- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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