- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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