- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

hey hey apple

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Phew... it's gone.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Caroline Kelly.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

9/11

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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