- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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