- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Caroline Kelly.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

9/11

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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