- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What's brown an sticky Shit

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