- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What's old and wrinkly? old people