Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

A midget walked under a bar.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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