Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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How high is the sky? True or False

Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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