Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

kennah campion when she talks

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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