- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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