- Anti Joke

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

knock knock come in

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.