- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

say it ten times fast: oh

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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