Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

autistic kids rock

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

thumb_up thumb_down +1

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

thumb_up thumb_down +1

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops