- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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