- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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