How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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