- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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