Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Chlamydia

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Roses are flowers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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