- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

knock knock whos there? nobody

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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