George W. Bush

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What do you call an blank test? an F

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

antonis sister is mighty fine

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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