There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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