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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is not fat!

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

anti jokes are really funny

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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