What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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dallen loves penis

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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