A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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