- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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