- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Face...the other white meat!

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

i hate non minorities!

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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