What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Justin beiber's penis

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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