- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All of these jokes are about white people

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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