- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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