An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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The Oakland Raiders

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Women's rights

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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karn chevalier

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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