Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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