- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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