- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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