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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

What's big and purple? Barney

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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