why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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How would you rule?

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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