What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Anti Joke

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