Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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