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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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