- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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