- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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