- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hill billy went fishing

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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