- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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