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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Anti Joke

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