- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Women's rights.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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