- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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