- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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