Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Black people.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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my egg roll

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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