THE GAME

lets bomb africa

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Kameron Brown is gay.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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