- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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