- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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