- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

tim has no humor

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Women's rights.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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