What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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