Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Trump will make America great again.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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