What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

To mama so old, she might die soon.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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