Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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