What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Trump will make America great again.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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