- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

The duck didn't cross the road.

Your mam is so fat.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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