Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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pobody's nerfect

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BBW BABY IS THE BEST BETTER THAN THE REST WELL EXCEPT MILF BABY. SUBSCRIBE TO BigHDGuns

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Feminism

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Pineapple.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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