- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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