What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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pobody's nerfect

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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