What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Trump will make America great again.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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