what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

A Mormon walks into a bar

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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