- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

bangers and mash?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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where do some birds live in? Earth

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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