- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Stephen Hawking

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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