- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

what to call someone thats gay zak

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

1+1=2

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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