- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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