- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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