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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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