- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A fish swims up your penis...

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