whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Good afternoon.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

thumb_up thumb_down +6

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

thumb_up thumb_down +6

say it ten times fast: oh

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Justin Beiber is a good singer

thumb_up thumb_down +4

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

thumb_up thumb_down +4

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops