- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Stephen Hawking

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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